Inspired by Dennis Wronka, let me tell you a cautionary tale about Alpha Rex'es and overzealous idiot friends.


Inspired by Dennis Wronka, let me tell you a cautionary tale about Alpha Rex'es and overzealous idiot friends.

Soon after I logged in yesterday, Apex shouted that he needed me to bring all the dino's to kill an Alpha. No problem, I started gathering them, they followed eagerly and while I was organising them I asked. Is it a Raptor or a Carno? In other words, do I need 1 Rex or 2 along with the 2 Allosaurs, 2 Bears, 2 Sabretooth Tigers, 2 Thylacoleo's and 2 Theras. We always tame 2 of each, except for Argy's. No, it's a Rex, he says casually?
Are you serious, I'm turning back, says cowardly me. No, we can do it, says Captain Optimistic. What happened next was pure carnage.
Thankfully I had not taken all the dino's so I still have a Doedic, Ankly, 2 Argy's and 1 Thera left. Have since managed to tame a single Rex.

The worst part of all of this is that we managed to kill the rex with about 30 rifle shots.... And the saddles lost...Quite a few of the tames > level 150. ToeKnee the Tiger was > 210. Oh the humanity...

Comments

Dennis Wronka said…
Holy cow!
So I guess I better tame every creature on the map, and make them reproduce twice, before trying to go after an Alpha Rex.
April 1, 2018 at 5:16 AM
Ian Stoffberg said…
Dennis Wronka note that a level 44 alpha rex did that. I knew this was going to happen but apex wouldn't believe me. It was not nice being proved right.
April 1, 2018 at 5:20 AM
Dennis Wronka said…
Ian Stoffberg I'll be applying generous amounts of "Brave Sir Robin" when I see one.
April 1, 2018 at 5:33 AM
Ian Stoffberg said…
Your best bet is wait for him to get in a fight and shoot him while he's occupied. He doesn't multitask that well...
April 1, 2018 at 10:38 PM
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